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Funny quotes!:

I have a bad cold. I feel like a plunger. ~Roz
You feel like a plunger?! ~me
Yup. I sound like one too! ~Roz

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

"I feel pretty and funny and gay!"~ Maria in West Side Story
...HAHAHAHA!!~My Spanish class

Oh. They don't let me have lollipops anymore. ~Livs

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder